mrsblanchard:

gay sex but it’s a man and a woman. That’s a million dollar idea

reallymakmak:

m3n4c3v35537:

u not rockin wit me? perish in hellfire

beast-glatisant:

beast-glatisant:

if you run up behind me while I’m working and hold a flash drive to my throat pretending it’s a knife and I instinctively seize your hand and bite you I don’t think you are allowed to be mad

anyway I bit one of the interns this morning

ovur:

This is how I win. *loses*

defenseindawest:

the-last-teabender:

firefox-official:

firefox-official:

firefox-official:

playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything

“unalive” “k!ll” you can be free here. loosen up

i dont know how to break this to you but saying the word kill will not influence that

I’ve got another wild surprise for you about how Tumblr works.

sandmandaddy69:

decadent-hag:

radiohead2:

video games love to have little birds that fly away from you when you get close

#real life loves to have this too actually#in my experience

section8babe:

i don’t know how to ask for help i disappear and come back when i’m good